Flier from gig in January 2000
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Hello everybody,

I know this is real short notice, but I'm playing
tomorrow (Thursday 1/6/2000) at Café Borgia in
Greenwich Village.  I'll be on from 9 until 11, or,
since they aren't paying me, when I feel like
showing up until I feel like leaving.

I didn't send out a notice earlier because I've
been feeling kind of ill, but I should be well
enough for the gig.  Sorry that it is such
short notice.

---Short notice?  Yes Dave, I have noticed
---that you are short.  You don't need to
---apologize for that.

Hey now, I'm not that short.

|||||Uhg - enough of these interior
|||||monologues already!!!!  You've worn
|||||them thin.  You're beating a dead horse.

Interior, exterior, what's the difference?  The horse doesn't care.

|||||Huh?  What the hell does that mean?
|||||These semi-witty conversation fliers have
|||||gotten old.

Yeah, well if you think they're so old, then why are you in one?

|||||Wha?  I'm not.  No, wait.  Hey, why the
|||||hell did you put me in your flier.  I hate
|||||these damn things.

Well you’re the only one who has complained.

|||||Dude, I'm the only one who reads them.

---No, I read them.  I find them to be enlightening
---commentaries about the life we live in this post-
---modern, post-industrial society full of cynicism
---and doubt.

|||||What the hell are you talking about?

---I have no idea.

Me neither, but it sounded sort of intelligent.

---Yeah, it did, didn't it?

|||||No, you sounded like a schmuck.
(Hey, Schmuck isn't in the MS Word dictionary- what's with that?)

So you are saying that you didn't find his portrayal of my
jocose compositions that have an often self-deprecating
tone to be accurate?

---Whoa Dude, what does jocose mean?

|||||It means something this flier isn't.

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Gigs:
Tomorrow Thursday 12/6/2000
9-11
Café Borgia
185 Bleecker St
(Corner of Macdougal and Bleeker)
New York, NY 10012
(212) 674-9589

Map:
http://yp.yahoo.com/py/maps.py?Pyt=Typ&YY=28607&addr=185%20Bleecker%20St&city=New%20York&state=NY&country=US&slt=40.7292&sln=-74.0009&mlt=40.7292&mln=-74.0009&name=Cafe%20Borgia&zip=10012&mag=8&desc=%28212%29%20674-9589&cs=9&newmag=9



Next gigs are in February
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The first Sunday 2/6/2000
>From 8-10 in NYC around the
The Coffee Pot
350 W 49th St (Btw 8th and 9th)
New York, NY 10019
(212) 265-3566

Map:
http://yp.yahoo.com/py/maps.py?Pyt=Typ&YY=7936&addr=350%20W%2049th%20St&city=New%20York&state=NY&country=US&slt=40.7621&sln=-73.9881&mlt=40.7621&mln=-73.9881&name=Coffee%20Pot&zip=10019&mag=8&desc=%28212%29%20265-3566&cs=9&newmag=9

The second Friday 2/11/2000
At the Arabica Coffee House
in Allendale, NJ from around 8-11.
Arabica Coffee House
        86 W Allendale Ave
        Allendale, NJ 07401
        (201) 785-1255

Map:
http://yp.yahoo.com/py/maps.py?Pyt=Typ&YY=8223&addr=86%20W%20Allendale%20Ave&city=Allendale&state=NJ&country=US&slt=41.0307&sln=-74.1287&mlt=41.0307&mln=-74.1287&name=Arabica%20Coffee%20House&zip=07401&mag=8&desc=%28201%29%20785-1255&cs=9&newmag=9